Once the home sessions feel easy, it's time to take your new legs out for a walk. Then, if you fancy it, a jog.
The lie
"I'm not a runner."
The short version
- Walks first, then brisk walks, then walk-jog.
- Fartlek means "speed play": brisk to one lamppost, easy to the next.
- The NHS Couch to 5K is a brilliant free plan when you're ready to run.
Today's rep: Go for a brisk walk with three lamppost speed-ups in it. Jump to it
Nobody is a runner
A runner is just someone who runs. Do it twice and you're one.
People say "I'm not a runner" as if runners are a separate species, born in a field in Kenya, or at least in Hertfordshire to a very supportive dad. They aren't. Every runner you've ever seen gliding past you along the seafront was, at some point, a red-faced person stopping at a lamppost pretending to read a notice about a lost cat. A runner is just someone who runs. Do it twice and you're one. Do it badly and you're still one. Nobody checks.
Walk first
Brisk enough to talk but not sing. Then add hills.
You've been walking since chapter 6. Now make some of those walks count. Brisk pace, about 3 miles an hour, where you can talk but not sing.1 Twenty minutes, then thirty. Add hills when you're ready. Britain isn't short of them, and in some parts of the country it's mostly hills with a few houses balanced on them.
Fartlek: speed play
Brisk to one lamppost, easy to the next. Sounds rude, works well.
Fartlek is a Swedish word that means "speed play". Yes, it sounds like something you'd apologise for in a lift. It's a simple way to mix faster and easier bits without needing a stopwatch, an app, or a man in a gilet with a clipboard.
Walk briskly to the next lamppost. Walk easy to the one after. Repeat for ten minutes. When that feels easy, swap the brisk bit for a gentle jog. Start tiny. One lamppost of jogging is a win. No lampposts where you live? Use trees, gates, or suspicious sheep, keeping in mind that the sheep will move and you'll have to start again.
Walk-jog
One minute jogging, ninety seconds walking. Couch to 5K starts here.
When jogging between lampposts feels fine, try timed walk-jog: one minute of jogging, ninety seconds of walking, repeated. That's how week one of the NHS Couch to 5K plan starts. It runs for nine weeks, three runs a week, building up to 30 minutes of running.2 It's free, it's well designed, and there's a voice in your ear telling you you're doing great. Which you are. Even if you've stopped at a lamppost to read about the cat.
Outside, safely
A quick reminder from chapter 5: be seen, tell someone your route, take your phone, and if there's no pavement, walk facing the traffic.3
Out on your own, especially in the dark, a few more habits are worth having. They're for everyone, though women will have heard most of them since they were twelve:
- Tell someone where you're going and how long you'll be.4
- Plan your route. Stick to well-lit, familiar roads where you can.4
- If you go out regularly, vary your route.4
- Use one earphone, or none, so you can hear what's around you.4
- In the dark, wear something reflective and think about a head torch. It leaves your hands free.4
- Check the privacy settings on your running app. A public map of where every run starts and ends is also a map of where you live.
Men, a small one for you. If you're running up behind a woman on her own in the dark, cross the road, or overtake wide and early. It costs you three seconds, and it's the kindest thing you'll do all run.
Your rep for this chapter
Go for a brisk walk with three lamppost speed-ups in it. That's your first fartlek. Try not to say it out loud. You will, though. Everyone does.
The lie: "I'm not a runner."
The short version
- Walks first, then brisk walks, then walk-jog.
- Fartlek means "speed play": brisk to one lamppost, easy to the next.
- The NHS Couch to 5K is a brilliant free plan when you're ready to run.
Your rep
Go for a brisk walk with three lamppost speed-ups in it. That's your first fartlek. Try not to say it out loud. You will, though. Everyone does.
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Sources
1. NHS. Walking for health.
2. NHS. Couch to 5K running plan.
3. GOV.UK. The Highway Code: rules for pedestrians (rules 1 to 35).
4. Avon and Somerset Police. Keeping yourself safe.